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मोहतरमा का हवाई टिकट मैं दे दूंगा, इसकी भारतिय नागरिकता खत्म करो,

Manish Sisodia ने पाया की दिल्ली वालों की #अँग्रेजी बहुत कमजोर है | इसलिए उन्होने सब जगह अंग्रेजी #शराब के ठेके खोले... क्यूंकि आम आदमी पार्टी के #internal_survey में पाया गया था कि अंग्रेजी पीने के बाद अच्छी अंग्रेजी बोली जाती है.

दिल्ली के #बच्चे भी अच्छी अँग्रेजी बोले इसलिए पीने की #उम्र भी कम करवा दी.

हर गली मोहल्ले में लोग अंग्रेजी बोलें, इसलिए #रिहाइशी इलाकों में भी ठेके खोल दिए.

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नार्दमुनी:-हे इंदरदेव इस बार आप दिल्ली में बहुत कम बरसे हो क्या कारण है
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24-year-old Indian kick boxer dies after head blow

New Delhi: An Indian kickboxer died after a blow to the head during a bout at national championships, a doctor said on Thursday, the second such fatality in two months.

Yora Tade, 24, collapsed in the ring after sustaining a kick to the head from his opponent Kesav Mudel during the final match in the southern city of Chennai on Sunday.

He was given immediate first aid and taken to a hospital for emergency brain surgery but died two days later.

UP Police To Arrest Haryanvi Dancer Sapna Choudhury
In a fraud case, the Lucknow police of Uttar Pradesh are likely to arrest a famous dancer from Haryana, Sapna Choudhury. A team of Lucknow police has been sent to Haryana to nab the absconding dancer, Sapna.

According to police officials, the local court in Lucknow district has issued a warrant against Sapna Choudhury, as she did not surrender in a case of fraud. The organisers of a show in Lucknow had lodged a case against a Haryanvi dancer for not performing despite taking money in advance. The organisers had accused that due they had suffered huge loss, as the Dancer Sapna did not turn up.

A case was lodged against Sapna in the Ashiyana police station of Lucknow in which she was accused of duping the organisers of the show. The district court of Lucknow…